Hoodwink’d by cj hood
MY CLOSER HAS A FIRST NAME IT’S C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y!
A lot of things have happened since I last blessed you with a Hoodwink’d ep. On a personal note, former ‘Bunter, DB29 had another baby (he’s 2 shy of having his own reality show). I turned the big 4-0 (now I know how Netfather Bill felt in the 1960’s). (Also, now that I’m older, I find that I’m using parenthesis a lot more). But more importantly, the Phillies got to .500 and 2nd place in the East…hell, they even were above .500 at one point. Then they went on a road trip to play the ‘twin towers’ of the MLB (Twins & Brewers) and got schooled. Next, they came home, almost swept the ‘Gnats & even copped the 2nd place spot again for 24 hours. Some ‘Buntamaniacs claim this blogger jinx’ed the sweep cuz I made a broom reference on our Facebook page. Get real…the Phils don’t need my help to blow a game…they got a whole cast of characters to take care of that bro!
We’ve also added another concern to worry about in our closer. Papelbologna almost blew game 1 of the Gnats series, so he came back in game 3 to have at it again. And success! Then the cast of characters which is our bullpen paraded out and Ian Desmond clocked a granny. At that point it was zzzz’s time cuz it would take this team 6 games to overcome a 4 run deficit. And the icing on the cake, Papp is now playing the ‘blame game.’ He must know he’s on his way out at the end of July. Other points of discussion include the derailment of the D*Brown hit parade, Howard’s slight progression at the dish (although he struck out thrice on Wed) but as long as we have Delmon Young to blame all is good (tongue planted firmly in cheek).
THIS IS THE RAJ OF BOLOGNAS. #CHEAPANDGROSS
At this point I think we need to clean house starting with RAJ all the way down to Ryan Howard. This team needs a facelift and I’m not even sure Sandy’s the answer cuz I’m not a fan of his skillz at 3rd base. He’s sent more men home than Obama. Neil Young has a better chance scoring at home than Delmon Young does. It’s time to let go of the past and start anew. I don’t have all the answers, but we’re downgrading while other teams make moves. It’s been 5 years since we won it all…that’s 10 in baseball years. The RAJ theory on ‘pitching wins games’ only works for the Phillies if those pitchers know how to hit. Otherwise we’ll continue to lose 2-0 or 1-0. So if you’re not going to clean house at least acquire an ace at the plate. Bargain hunting at the MLB garage sales isn’t cutting it.
I remember when writing this blog was fun now I’m just trying to find different ways to say the same shit. There won’t be any new news to report until the organization decides to create some. Until then stay out of the heat….let’s get ‘bunted!