Sunday, March 23, 2014

Amaro, Amaro, I hate you Amaro!

Hoodwink’d ​​by cj hood
Amaro, Amaro, I hate you Amaro!

Yo yo yo Buntamaniacs! I wanted to give you a sneak peak of my brand new hit off of Phillies Bunts Records before it blows up on iTunes. ‘Amaro Needs to be Fired’ is sure to go triple platinum before Ryan Howard is out for the season. So click the Piano’s Man original version below and sing along with my lyrics. My version fits perfectly…believe me…I slaved over it all weekend. So, f’ Amaro and let’s get bunted!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

"Amaro Needs to be Fired”

Delmon Young, Mini Mart, Laynce Nix, just to start
Lou Castillo, Danys Baez, guys that were question marks
Dontrell Willis, Chad Qualls, John McDonald, Michael Young
Thome again, Abreu again, Senior Citizens Bank Park

JC Romero, Polanco, Roy Oswalt
we lost, Brandon Moss, Quintin Berry, Vogelsong how absurd
Got Pence, lost Pence, Howard’s got a new deal
lost Werth, lost Shane, in exchange for Marlon Byrd

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it

Pitching wins, no it doesn’t, remember the season that really wasn’t
2 more years of Ryan Howard, what a f’in crock
JA Happ, Dave Herndon, Worley, Mathieson
RAJ not qualified to wash the team’s jocks
now it’s twenty fourteen and still don’t have a winning team
Wilson Valdez, Ross Gload, Brian Schneider, all comode
Perez, Sardinha, Bowker, De Fratus
Bastardo’s hooked, Oswalt’s shook, Trouble in Clearwater
 
Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it

CJ Hood, Jay Wriz, Netfather, Bunt’s biz
Twitter, Facebook page, even gotta an Instragram
Twitter, Meet & Greet, all for Phillies baseball
a GM homicide is causing a fan suicide

Chad Durbin, Lannan, John McDonald, Pete Orr
Francisco, Castro, we all really hate you Rubes
Ezequiel Carrera, mucho dinero
Sarge out, Wheels to, T*Mac’s back with bigger boobs

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it

J Horst, Joseph, minors in a major land
Get Lee, trade Lee, Nationals invasion
Heyward’s in Atlanta, Staton Marlinmania
Freeman, Uggla, are NL East beasts again

No blogs from 29, Kornhole and Diamond Girl
Cholly fired, in that way, what else do I have to say

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it

Doc’s gone, AJ’s in, Chooch is on the pills again
Henderson, Ryno, Papp is a whine-o
Galvis out, Blanton souse, upheaval in the clubhouse
5K Wriz ran, theres no fans in the stands
Hamel’s hurt, Utley’s knees, on DL just cuz you sneezed
Howard’s wealthy, not healthy, ACL, not stealthy
J*Roll’s not in it anymore, lost the heart to lead and score
Ruff’s ribs, MRSA, I can't take it anymore

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
Even when he’s gone
His moves will suck on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on...

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it


Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it

Amaro needs to be fired
Sucks like a deer tick
Ride the tails of Gillick
Amaro needs to be fired
The fans don’t like it
So we try to fight it





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