Hoodwink’d by cj hood
WATCH THIS WHIFF BRO!
So rumblings of the Phils being a ‘selling team’, a lil pow-wow courtesy of Cholly & Rubes and all of sudden we win the series against the Pirates, Braves and (maybe even the) ‘Gnats! Oh snap! Is this for realz or just fool’s gold? Time will tell I guess, but as of now we’re winning and all of my ‘Buntamaniacs have their own opinions on what’s behind the surge. So, what does the H*Double think put the Phight back into our Phightans? Like my Italian uncle would say….tree tings!
3. Ryan Howard to the DL: A lot of people only believe in God when bad things happen. This is similar to the relationship the Phils organization has with the Big Piece. We have to start him (no el platoono) and bat him clean-up or bad stuff will happen. Well, the sacred cow is on the DL, so we could all breathe a sigh of relief. He’s dead weight bro and I guarantee whoever takes his spot in the lineup (Ruff, Mayberry, Frandsen) will not (consistently) strike out as much as Howard did. Based on the latter alone this team has already improved. Plus, Downtown Dom Brown now gets to bat clean-up and rightfully so.
2. Ole King Cole: Cole is on a FI-YUH! Well sort of, but he has won 2 in a row. His game against the ‘Gnats was superb which included bailing himself out of some sticky situations. I guess pushing him back really did work. Now that our #1 Ace is sorta kinda back we now have that 1-2 (#Lee ) punch we need. Don’t forget Lannan looked sharp to, so now we just need KK to get his ish together.
1.Ben Revere: He did it like this…he did it like that…he did it with a league issued bat! Word to my 40oz! Hitting is contagious, so with Revere being on fire Young, J*Roll and even D*Young are slowly following suit. And don’t forget about Utley and the aforementioned Brown. Could the offense be better? Hells yes! But posting 5 runs should be enough for our starters to solidify a win! Anyone still miss Vance Romance?
So what do we do at the deadline? I think we should sign Utley if the price is right. I think if Rollins gotta deal then Utley definitely needs some consideration. I know he’s injury prone, but he’s a solid bat and the face of the franchise. He’s the Derek Jeter of the Phillies…losing him would hurt this team on so many levels. Once that deal’s done get some bullpen help. If that involves trading M*Young or Chooch then so be it. I love Chooch, but a juiceless Chooch is like a Playboy without the centerfold. Once those 2 things are done I think we’ll be alright. If the offense & Cole continue to produce and with Halladay & *cough* Howard coming back I think we could give the Bravos a run for their money. And if the total opposite happens then fire RAJ immediately, just don’t blame me cuz I’m only a jackass off the internet. Follow me on twitter @therealcjhood…let’s get ‘bunted!!!