Hoodwink’d by cj hood
BUEHRLE & REYES ARE READY TO HIT SOUTH BEACH!
-Jerry Sandusky touched more balls than Joe Blanton last season.
-The Miami Marlins spend money like my wife.
-Bunts Meet & Greet Part Deuce in the works!
-I finally broke down and joined Twitter…@therealcjhood
-The new Marlins uniform features a cancer ribbon with Reyes written on it.
-Bernie Fine will get 5 years before J*Roll will.
-The Phils are taking on more washed up athletes than the WCW.
-hey RAJ…GET US A F’IN BAT!!!
-Diamond Girl renamed her Cabbage Patch Kid Benjamin Cooper.
-now Raul knows how Ace felt when Tommy Thayer put on the Spaceman makeup.
FORCE SOME OF YOUR GUYS TO CHANGE THEIR SWING!
-MLB told Wheels the winter meetings were in Dallas, Pa.
-LIKE our other FB pages: Papelbon’s Posse & Ray Didinger for Eagle’s Head Coach
-the Marlins are the new ‘dream team’….good luck with all of that.
-order your Bunts tshirts now before DB29 snatches up all the XXXL’s.
-If we end up with Madson then the Papelbon deal was a waste of money.
-Tony LaRussa’s still pissed.
-You know Ozzie Guillen’s talkin sh*t on us in Spanish.
-In other NL East news, the Mets just picked up a case of balls…slightly used.
-Kim Kardashian’s wedding was longer than the Phils/Pujols talks.
-word is, Andy Reid recommended to Cholly hiring Juan Castillo as their pitching coach.
-congrats to the Beastie Boys for making the RNR Hall of Fame.
-hey Miami, Herman Cain will see more action next year than Reyes will.
-we’re in the same position as we’ve been the past 2 years unless we pick up a solid bat.
-BREAKING NEWS: Marlins signed LeBron James & Dwyane Wade.
-60 some days til pitchers & catchers report…..let’s get ‘bunted!!!