Friday, December 9, 2011

Miami Vice

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Miami Vice

 BUEHRLE & REYES ARE READY TO HIT SOUTH BEACH!


-Jerry Sandusky touched more balls than Joe Blanton last season.
-The Miami Marlins spend money like my wife.
-Bunts Meet & Greet Part Deuce in the works!
-I finally broke down and joined Twitter…@therealcjhood
-The new Marlins uniform features a cancer ribbon with Reyes written on it.
-Bernie Fine will get 5 years before J*Roll will.
-The Phils are taking on more washed up athletes than the WCW.
-hey RAJ…GET US A F’IN BAT!!!
-Diamond Girl renamed her Cabbage Patch Kid Benjamin Cooper.
-now Raul knows how Ace felt when Tommy Thayer put on the Spaceman makeup.
-Is Howard still laying on the ground?
-Buehrle would have been a nice pickup for Miami if it was 2009.
-Noogie was my boy back in the day!
-maybe we shouldn’t have won that last Braves series.
-Jose Reyes’ The Decision was aired on ESPN DEPORTES.

FORCE SOME OF YOUR GUYS TO CHANGE THEIR SWING!


-MLB told Wheels the winter meetings were in Dallas, Pa.
-LIKE our other FB pages:  Papelbon’s Posse & Ray Didinger for Eagle’s Head Coach
-the Marlins are the new ‘dream team’….good luck with all of that.
-order your Bunts tshirts now before DB29 snatches up all the XXXL’s.
-If we end up with Madson then the Papelbon deal was a waste of money.
-Tony LaRussa’s still pissed.
-You know Ozzie Guillen’s talkin sh*t on us in Spanish.
-In other NL East news, the Mets just picked up a case of balls…slightly used.
-Kim Kardashian’s wedding was longer than the Phils/Pujols talks.
-word is, Andy Reid recommended to Cholly hiring Juan Castillo as their pitching coach.
-congrats to the Beastie Boys for making the RNR Hall of Fame.
-hey Miami, Herman Cain will see more action next year than Reyes will.
-we’re in the same position as we’ve been the past 2 years unless we pick up a solid bat.
-Thanks Angels.
-BREAKING NEWS: Marlins signed LeBron James & Dwyane Wade.
-60 some days til pitchers & catchers report…..let’s get ‘bunted!!!

2 comments:

  1. Always a pleasure to read your blog. This one in particular....very entertaining. Winter meetings are what keep baseball alive for us until spring training. Along with facebook pages and groups where as we speak, a bigger bond between us all grows for the love of our Phightin Phils.

    Thanks CJ

    Robin Lysek

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  2. I'm headed to 4X territory so Bunters are safe. Now that you and The Wriz are writtig again I need to get off my lazy ass & post something.

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