Thanks for coming into my Kornhole. The aroma inside the Kornhole fumes of awesomeness. The Phillies went out and got Jayson Werth 2k11, so let’s get to bidness.
Pence vs Beltran
I know it’s to early to tell since Pence debuted on Saturday but here are the numbers for the two players since acquired.
Beltran 2-19, 1 run, 1 rbi, 6 k, 1 bb, 11 lob
Pence 3-9, 2 run, 1 rbi, 1 k, 1 bb, 6 lob
JB – Thanks Kornhole. It’s my pleasure to be in Kornhole’s Endzone!
JK – It’s Kornhole’s Alley, kinda like Ashburn Alley. Get it?!
JB – Nobody cares about Ashburn alley. Phillies won a world series people got excited for a bit, but this is an Eagles town. Don’t believe me? See who get’s higher ratings when we go head to head.
JK – The Phillies actually beat you in head to head ratings last year.
JB – That was last year. It was a fluke. We went out and got Babin, Vince Young, the guy from the Raiders who wants to act, this is our town.
JK – Um. Yea. Since this is a Phillies blog, I wanted your thoughts on the Phillies chances now that they have Hunter Pence in Right Field.
JB – I hope they lose every game from here on out. This is our town. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!
JK – Thanks for screaming that in my ear. Now tell me, do you think the Phillies arms can take them to the next level?
JB – The only arms
fans are concerned about, are those belonging to Vince Young and Ron Mexico. Philadelphia
JK – Who?
JB – Next question!
JK – Huh?
JB – Learned that from an agent I know.
JK – Thanks for coming into my Kornhole.
JB – E-A-G… (Punches him in head knocking him out)
THIS WEEK IN PHILLIES FUTURE
The Phils embark on the final west coast swing of the season. They face the
Rockies and Giants.
I like 2 of 3 from the Rocks and then splitting with the Giants. The Giants have our number right now, but I do feel by the time we get to the playoffs the Phillies will have the Giants number.
Thanks for coming into my Kornhole. Talk to you next week. Pop my email cherry at firstname.lastname@example.org