Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Monday Morning QB/Pitcher
-Tony LaRussa needs to cut his Just For Men application in half.
-at least all of my friends’ teams lost yesterday.
-Lee produced more hits than Berry Gordy.
-Fire Andy Reid.
-can’t Worley pitch 2 innings in relief?
-DB29 should have farted on that ladies’ coat.
-Hey Sager…Lawrence Welk called…he needs his jacket back!
-Can someone get me a rally towel?
-at least the Yankees lost.
-I thought the Cards had a shitty bullpen?
-yesterday was the 2nd worst day in Philly history (worst day - day Will Smith was born).
-Karen Carpenter would have done a better job than Chris Carpenter last night.
-I had more faith in Lee than I did in Halladay….go figure.
-Michael J Fox has a more definitive strike zone than Jerry Meals does.
-at least the Cowboys lost.
-is Yadier Molina a blood or a crypt? (its so hard to tell these days)
-Howard always shines in his hometown!
-Animal Planet would do a better job covering the playoffs than TBS.
-They’re remaking the Crying Game with Tony LaRussa in the lead.
-Yankees fans would rather see Carol Burnett take the hill in Detroit.
My prediction from last March:
-was my prediction right?………let’s get ’bunted!!!