Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Rolling the Dice!
THE ’12 PHILS ARE MORE REPULSIVE THAN THIS!!!
Our bullpen blows….they needed the money…A DUUUSCHE!!!
Little Shane Victorino, you’re not the Great Bambino,
Waiting to get traded away.
He waited a day & tomorrow, along came Amaro
And said , “you suck… I wouldn’t get a bag of sunflower seeds for you bro!”
Hey diddle, diddle,
the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That’s more than John Mayberry ever did!!!
Coach Cholly Manuel, went to the bullpen, to get his losing team a reliever,
He looked around once, looked around twice and thought about calling Tom Seaver.
Bad, bad, Hunter,
Have you any D?
No sir, no sir,
But look at those other 3!!!
Rueben and Montgomery went up the hill,
both with about $50 mill
Cliff Lee came down with all that cash and a fist full of psychiatric bills!
Juan be nimble, Juan be quick,
Everyone knows you’re going to f’in bunt…stop it already!
Humpty Rollins whiffed at the ball,
Humpty Rollins popped up the ball,
All of the years and all of that cash,
Couldn’t stop Humpty from swinging at trash.
Hickory dickory Doc! (If you don’t know what this one’s about then leave now!!!)
The balls flying out of the park,
Realize that your older and have a bum shoulder,
But you need to start finding your mark!
Ole King Cole was a merrier old soul,
And a merrier old soul was he,
He called for respect,
He called for the years,
And more cash than those other three!
-The 2nd half is here…do or die…let’s get ‘bunted!