Hoodwink’d by cj hood
World F’in CHAMPS (of the 1st week of the 2nd half of the season)!!!!!
If the MLB season was from July 13th to the 20th the Phillies would make the playoffs…thanks Bud Selig! Irregardless (not a real word), the Phillies had a good week…it would have been better if that walk-off in L.A. happened earlier in that series (or not at all). However, it was against the sucky Rockies and a dwindling Dodgers team. This weekend will be the real test against a red hot Giants at home (where the Phils aren’t at their best). So, let’s review the positives & negatives of week 1 of the 2nd half shall we:
-Big Daddy Shane started to hit the ball.
-Cholly actually managed (the bull pen) and stopped the bleeding for a bit.
-They finally had a come from behind win.
-John Mayberry should have been demoted to Lehigh 2 days ago. Cholly should have benched him after that weak attempt at a catch.
-Papp is not earning his $50mill+ as of late. You had a 2 run lead bro!
-weak bats contine #rollinsutleyhoward
Suggestion Box (for 2nd Half):
-sign Cole ASAP
-pull a Fred Willard (with Mayberry): pull out & release.
-bring up D*Brown…why not?
-trade Lee & get Chase Headly.
-keep Kendrick in the bullpen (if possible).
-bat Chooch 4 & Howard 5
-reread my last blog (Dice tribute) cuz it was f’in hilarious!
-the Phils need to stop playing for Andrew Luck. #hesalreadytaken
I IMAGINE HIS RUG SMELLING LIKE FRENCH CHEESE. #OBLIGATORYWHEELSDISS
I’m off to see the new Batman movie. If anything happens to me DiamondGirl will pen Hoodwink’d from now on…let’s get ‘bunted!