Turner & Chooch

Hoodwink’d by cj hood

Turner & Chooch

COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN CHOOCH CHOOCH RIDE IT!

-CHOOCH IS AN ALL STAR! RUN TELL DAT!

-5 in a row! Pop the corks y’all!

-if we can’t have Ibanez & Wilson, I guess Raul Valdes is the next best thing.

-Contreras gotta win…now that’s some Mayans ish!

-Placido Polanco bka 2000 Man. #Ace #Stones

-yo DB29! Where you at?

-even Schneider had a homerun.

-the best part about Chooch’s hot streak is his postgame interviews. #whatdhesay

-how ‘bout a slow clap for Fat Joe.

-Hector Luna bka Spiderman. #nobodyknowswhoyouare

-what up with Worley?

-enough with the Utley updates…just tell me when he’s playing.

-if you want to stop Chooch’s hitting streak give him a 5yr/$125mill deal.

-Qualls should have to hand wash Diekman’s jock.

-T*Mac & Wheels squealed like 10 yr old girls when Sarge sang.

-anybody get last week’s bullpen joke? (read caption)

-nice walk off Pence, but your defense is lacking bro!

-yo Diamond Girl! Where you at?

-if Chooch gets any better we’re going to have to start calling him Arthur Choocharelli.

-Galvis’ recent success could be credited to the pep talk Wriz gave him when he

bumrushed his table at a local eatery.

WHAT UP BOSTON?!?

-the giveaway on the 19^th is a 3pack of condoms. #burrell

-haven't heard any news on Thome lately....wonder why?

-Steve Jobs, MCA, Donna Summer #fcancer

-I'd actually feel bad for Cliff Lee if he wasn't a millionaire.

-yo Kornhole! Where you at?

-Chooch is the best thing to happen to Philly since Schoolly D.

-the NL East is tighter than Andy Reid’s belt when he’s tying his shoes.

-FYI: Robin will be live FB’ing from the Meet & Greet for those of you who can’t make it.

-you know Comedy Train Wrek II will not be as good as the first one. #nohood

-Coor’s Field is now serving ‘Jamie Moyers’: half Monster half Metamucil.

-it won’t be hugs & kisses this weekend when Papp faces his old team.

-if you’re on Twitter use the hashtag #keepfightinggary for my 18 yr old cousin who’s fighting cancer for the 2^nd time.

-I’m making my season debut at CB Park this wknd…let’s get ‘bunted!!!