Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Turner & Chooch
COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN CHOOCH CHOOCH RIDE IT!
-CHOOCH IS AN ALL STAR! RUN TELL DAT!
-5 in a row! Pop the corks y’all!
-if we can’t have Ibanez & Wilson, I guess Raul Valdes is the next best thing.
-Contreras gotta win…now that’s some Mayans ish!
-Placido Polanco bka 2000 Man. #Ace #Stones
-yo DB29! Where you at?
-even Schneider had a homerun.
-the best part about Chooch’s hot streak is his postgame interviews. #whatdhesay
-how ‘bout a slow clap for Fat Joe.
-Hector Luna bka Spiderman. #nobodyknowswhoyouare
-what up with Worley?
-enough with the Utley updates…just tell me when he’s playing.
-if you want to stop Chooch’s hitting streak give him a 5yr/$125mill deal.
-Qualls should have to hand wash Diekman’s jock.
-T*Mac & Wheels squealed like 10 yr old girls when Sarge sang.
-anybody get last week’s bullpen joke? (read caption)
-nice walk off Pence, but your defense is lacking bro!
-yo Diamond Girl! Where you at?
-if Chooch gets any better we’re going to have to start calling him Arthur Choocharelli.
-Galvis’ recent success could be credited to the pep talk Wriz gave him when he
bumrushed his table at a local eatery.
WHAT UP BOSTON?!?
-the giveaway on the 19th is a 3pack of condoms. #burrell
-haven't heard any news on Thome lately....wonder why?
-Steve Jobs, MCA, Donna Summer #fcancer
-I'd actually feel bad for Cliff Lee if he wasn't a millionaire.
-yo Kornhole! Where you at?
-Chooch is the best thing to happen to Philly since Schoolly D.
-the NL East is tighter than Andy Reid’s belt when he’s tying his shoes.
-FYI: Robin will be live FB’ing from the Meet & Greet for those of you who can’t make it.
-you know Comedy Train Wrek II will not be as good as the first one. #nohood
-Coor’s Field is now serving ‘Jamie Moyers’: half Monster half Metamucil.
-it won’t be hugs & kisses this weekend when Papp faces his old team.
-if you’re on Twitter use the hashtag #keepfightinggary for my 18 yr old cousin who’s fighting cancer for the 2nd time.
-I’m making my season debut at CB Park this wknd…let’s get ‘bunted!!!