I'm writing this edition from my evacuation locale. Northeast PA is getting flooded and we were forced to Run To The Hills like Iron Maiden. The toughest part so far? Accepting the fact that Direct TV doesn't carry Phils games. So, I'm roughing it no doubt.
PUT ON YOUR HIGH WATERS BRO!
-rain f's up the Phils like they're a pair of blue suede shoes.
-I wouldn't let Herndon pitch on my beer league team.
-Fish won the series? I haven't been this upset since ABC cancelled All My Children.
-Contrary to what my wife says Eager Beavers is an evacuation shelter.
-Phils fans need to keep their hands off the balls.
-Joe West is playing by Canadian rules.
-U Mad Braves?
-Juan Samuel needs to put on the brakes!
-Tony Plush is gonna blow his gasket by Sunday.
-Tomamock Posse where you at?
TONY PLUSH & PRINCE FIELDER HOLDING THEIR NL PENNANT TROPHIES!
-Braves = Arnold; Phils = Gooch
-the Ask Tom & Wheels Twitter Segment was the worst thing to come out of Philly since Will Smith.
-I'm still not sold on Oswalt as the 4th starter.
-Utley looked like a Bluto(after a Popeye beatdown)standing on 1st base after the head plug.
-speaking of which, nice of the ump calling out the trainer after getting HIT IN THE F'IN HEAD
-my 'flood playlist': the rain -oran 'juice' jones, after the rain -nelson, when the levee breaks -zepplin, blame it on the rain -milli vanilli
-Gov Corbett's asked all teachers to sandbag since they have 5 days off.
-I love being in evacuation mode w/my wife & kids for 48 hours straight. (kayfabe)
-I didn't see the 1st game w/the Brewers. What did I miss?
-BTW: My daughter's laptop is a step above using an Etch-a-Sketch
DID I JUST GET HIT?
-can someone reply to my blog besides my fellow bunters?
-big up to Ricky Bo for calling out the Phils for not taking revenge for the Victorino & Utley plugs.
-oh yeah, CONGRATS TO THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES 2012 NL EAST CHAMPS!
-and the academy award goes to Jayson Heyward for 'Trapping Isn't Catching'
-does the Majestic Clubhouse sell an official Phillies life preserver?
-how about a slow clap for Wilson Valdez
-Pence was the best position player acquisition in the past 5 years.
-I don't see Worley adjusting well to a bullpen spot.
-Lee, Halladay, Hamels, Worley...how ya like me now?
-i'm knee deep in raw sewage.....let's get 'bunted!