Hoodwink'd by cj hood

diary of a madman

cj hood  bka h*double aka Bob Frapples

male

37 ¾ years old

married 

3 kids

resident of PA

education: Master’s Degree

huge fan of the Beastie Boys

1 of my 3 tattoos is of Andre the Giant (8th Wonder of the World)

Phillies fan since the Carter Administration

favorite Phil:  Mike Schmidt 

1st Phils game:  June ‘87 (bought a bootleg Run DMC & Beastie Boys tshirt of the striz-eets of South Philly)

used to watch Phils games on Ch. 29 WTAF

member of the ‘85 (borough) Little League Championship Team

rode a fluorescent green Haro FST back in ‘87

went to college with Jay Wrizight

Charlie's Market shopper of the month (Oct. '94)

was offered a shady record deal by Rodell Records in ‘96 for my hip-hop track “Stylin & Profilin”

favorite movie:  Saturday Night Fever

writing skills equivalent to Bo Diaz' satellite hanging skills.....too soon?

was supposed to be a guest on the Tonight Show ‘til Leno’s ‘yes-men’ snubbed me at the last minute

I once autographed a guitar with the Foo Fighters by convincing the guy I was a member of the band…the guitar was later sold on Ebay!

I’m herpetologist that owns several snakes, lizards, torts and the like. 

got thrown out of backstage party at a Beastie Boys concert cuz I asked the King Adrock for a picture!

I have a semi lucrative career as a part-time standup comic

author of Hoodwink’d at the Phillies Blunt blogspot