The Curley Howard Shift Shuffle

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

the Curley Howard Shift Shuffle

‘BLANTON’S POSSE

-Lee put up a sign in the dugout:  BATS WANTED!

-NBA:  Nuthing But A*Holes!

-the only Phil that should have back issues is Polanco cuz he’s carrying the team.

-looks like Lowe sobered up.

-the ‘Howard shift’ is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

-I thought my Cool/Not Cool piece was f’in tight!

-Empty Net did better than Boucher.

-Blanton is back…and ya know he could never be wack!

-who the f’ is john wilt?

-Phils phried the Phish!

-I’m thrilled, but bewildered at the same time about having the best record in baseball.

-I’ll be in my 60s when the Lakers & Celtics get game again.

-my 6 yr old told me I look like Blanton…time to hit the Shakeweights a little harder.

-Sixers bust + Flyers blowout = more Phils on CSN

-btw…that = Howard Shift (I kid….I loved Brokeback Mountain).

-Sardinha is Hawaiian for “I’m no Chooch” 

-what about Kornhole calling in the closer Clarke?!?

-I got Francisco’s back!

HEY 2ND BASEMEN…GO COVER RIGHT FIELD…’SOINTELY!!!

-why won’t Amy Fadool friend me on Facebook?

-Ivan DeJesus could turn water into Schlitz Ice.

-can you pull a hammy in Extended Spring Training?

-J*Roll’s back alright….J*Roll’s back al-right!!!

-hey Halladay…ya mad bro?

-”if you build it, they will come”…didn’t pertain to the Marlins.

-Worley looks like a beefed up Sean Lennon.

-Schneider’s hurt…guess he’ll just have to take it One Day at a Time.

-more Orr less Valdez

-Phils/Fish Series bka Foul Ups, Bleeps & Blunders.

-my kids will be in their 60s when the Sixers get game again!

-tell your peeps to friend the Phillies Bunts Facebook page….Larry Wilcox has more friends than us…WTF?!?

-btw…I didn’t really love Brokeback Mountain, but Will & Grace wasn’t that bad.

-Rockies and Rangers and Reds…oh my!

-go register on philliesbunts.blogspot.com and comment on our stuff cuz I’m sick of responding to DiamondGirls’s articles on DB’s behalf so he doesn’t come off like a perv.

-Phils passed the 1st test of their rough road ahead…..let’s get ‘bunted!!!

‘SUP PERV!