Giambi Juice

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Giambi Juice

-LOLZ @ Yankees!

-Chooch is a shot caller like Puff Daddy!

-Kendrick over Blanton is like having chicken pox instead of swine flu.

-it don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that swing!!!!!

-if I was at last night’s game I would have taken my umbrella and gauged my eyes out!

-Mayberry should start for his arm strength alone.

-for every hit the Phils get in the Rangers series DB29 will do 5 push ups!

-the Phils gave up last night when they sent Cliff Lee to hit for Kendrick.

-I’m turning heel on Francisco (not kayfabe).

-there were more hits in one Mexican soccer match than from the Phils all week.

-f’ the check swing…swing the bat bro!

BONDS LIKED THE BLUE RASBERRY 

-my Madson prediction was spot on!

-f’ the Braves!

-What could Brown do for me?  get his ass up 476 N…that’s what!?!

-bring back Worley!

-when Posada golfs, does he go from the 8th green straight to the 10th tee?

-my bad on not recognizing Friday the 13th last week.

-the last time DB29 did 5 push ups Leif Garret was tearing up the charts!

-WTF is a 3 beverage game Wheels?

-those that believe the world’s gonna end Saturday still rent VHS tapes from Blockbuster.

-the above also applies to those who think Jamie Moyer could make a comeback. 

YA MAD BRO?

-why was the 2nd Cards game on a 1.5 hr TV delay?

-catch the Real Housewives of the Bronx only on YES!

-I hate the FTD pose Ibanez does when he swings and misses.

-Wriz said Lady Gaga gotta new tour…I liked it under it’s original name “Blond 

  Amibition”

-DB29 isn’t sweating the pushups and why should he?

-Phila All Stars Negro league and the powder blue uni’s in 1 series?  RAD!!!

-this week was apparently ‘Squeeze Week‘….another Wheelism.

-What would Jesus do?  not bat Martinez 2nd….that’s for damn sure!!!

-it’s rained the past 5 days in my camp…how ‘bout yours?

-guess who’s cleaning the computer screen while I’m trying to type this?

I DELIVER FLOWERS IN BETWEEN STRIKE OUTS!

-Next week's Hoodwink'd will be a Q&A.  Hit me up on Spazbook (cj hood) or email me at cjhood75@yahoo.com with any questions about the Phils, me or life in general.  If I get more than 3 questions then we'll do dis, otherwise it'll be the same bulldish article w/the same lame jokes about sitcoms most of our readers never watched before…let’s get bunted!!!