Cool/Not Cool

Hoodwink’d   by cj hood

Cool/Not Cool

-killing Bin Laden/14 innings with only 2 hits

-Harry’s white loafers/Rosenthal’s red bow tie

-holiday boozing/booing Halladay

-Worley up from Lehigh/Worley going back to Lehigh

-Schooly D/Steady B

-Navy Seals taking out Osama/slipping & saying they killed Obama

-MJ’s sequenced glove/Francisco holding his batting glove 

-interviewing players after the game/mic’ing players during the game

-Cheese steaks/rice cakes

-NCAA Tourney/NBA Playoffs 

-CBP chanting “USA”/calling the ‘soft pretzel’ guy by yelling “yo…esse!”

-Wriz backing Chooch/Turner & Hooch

-Worleys Warriors/Orr’s Oars

-Ibanez' comeback/NFL Lockout

-betting the horses/Bill’s multiple divorces

-Mets’ IOUs/Lowe's DUI

-Oswalt helping his family/Werth helping himself

-Superman/Thor

-Phightans bullpen/DL list

-corn on the cob/Kevin Kolb

-Bastardo/my wife thinking its ‘Bastard’

-Hot Sauce Committee 2/To The 5 Boroughs

-online college commericals with hot girls/WB Mason ads

-Polanco’s bat/Coffey’s fat

-Greg ‘the Hammer’ Valentine’s 4-Figure Leg Lock/Bobby Valentine’s commentating

-Hamel’s triple/Werth bobbling it

-Dom Brown on the mend/Chooch’s back strain

-Rollins’ 350th stolen base/OPEC’s highway robbery

-Cinco de Mayo/chicken salad with not enough mayo

-fanning the Nats/fanning the gnats (thanks Tony)

-open-book tests/Ron Artest

-‘Phillies Bunts’/‘Frank’s Blog Concerning The Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Team’

-Han Solo & Chewbacca/Shin-Soo Choo and his Sake

-Sarge/Wheels

-21-9/13-18

-getting ‘bunted/getting bent!!!