Welcome to another adventure inside the rectum that’s Kornhole’s Alley.
Throughout history, our Philadelphia Phillies were a bad team. Just recently, it finally hit me why this team was so bad for so long. It was all about the ANNOUNCING!
Yes, I know Wheels was around in the late 80’s, but cmon’ people you know he wasn’t relevant yet.
An outcry has begun to move Franske and LA to TV. I disagree! We need to have the worst TV commentators in baseball to remain the best team. You people need to remember everything comes back around to announcing.
We all know surfers are good-looking people with hot TV star wives, but it doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings too. It took us a World Series to get over our hate for rednecks and apparently a World Series Ring is still not enough for the Surfers.
I hope after Cole’s 7 shutout innings on Sunday this city gets over its hatred for Surfers.
This week in Phillies Future:
I’m so fed up with “This week in History”. We already know what happened in history. It’s time you people stop living in the past.
So, after realizing I have two small balls, I went out and bought a large crystal one. It makes me feel more of a man.
I look into the ball and I see the Washington Nationals. A terrible team, who signed a dude who has a cool beard, a good arm and allegedly Chase Utley’s pet Vagina. I see that team and its two menacing fans stealing a game and thinking they’re going to over take the Phils as beast of the east.
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