Pete Orr & DL Smooth

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Pete Orr & DL Smooth

NOW THIS IS A ROYAL WEDDING!

-Phightans terrorized the west coast like NWA!!!

-LOLZ @ walking Rollins to get to Howard.

-A*Rod hit a grandslam…he must be using Jeter’s pee again.

-Are CBP tix good at CBP West (in San Diego)?

-4 days til the Beastie Boys’ Hot Sauce Committee 2 hmmmmm..….drops!

-I told ya to get Orr in the mix.

-Polanco to cleanup….Polanco to cleanup.

-Hamels could grow a ZZ Top beard and he’d still look like a backup dancer for Lady Gaga.

-I’m pissed no one has asked me for nude pix yet.

-shout out to Mike Leake for the new kicks he got the ‘Bunts staff, but the dumb cashier forgot to take off the security tags.

-F’ Lehigh….Utley to LF & bat 9th!!!  Tell me where I’m wrong!

-the new ‘Bunts swag is sexy!

-Victorino flew thru Petco Park quicker than Taco Bell inside the bowels of the Wriz.

-Cholly took out Halladay and the cock crowed thrice (thanks Jen).

-I actually felt bad for the Padres…no real a-holes on that team like the Rockies.

-“CJ Hood was right.” -Wriz

-There were more people at my mom's Easter dinner than at Chase Field.

-Ibanez couldn’t hit a beach ball with a Big Bopper fat bat.

-The fans concerned over the number of Halladay's pitches still use MySpace.

-Contreras will be missed, but we got Bastardo.  That’s like breaking up with Apollonia to go out with Sheila E…..win-win bro!

-Oswalt's family > baseball

-I wasn't sweating the injuries ‘til Chooch got hurt!

-Ole King Cole was an ace in the hole, and an ace in the hole was he.

-Danny Watkins is a class act.
-The Phil's bats are like priests...they only work once a week.

-The Fish are swimming up North!

-time for Amaro to hit the Met's yardsale.  

-When is Ricky Bo not pissed?

-I friended the 'rally towel' on facebook.

-I'd take Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, Hancock & Madison over Brand, Hawes, Holiday, Iguodala & Meeks.

-not a hockey fan, but I do like saying Boucher bka Boo-shay!

-Dei Lynam...would ja?

-Republicans are now doubting Obama's black....Trump already challenged him to a rap contest.

-now Blanton’s on the DL…he choked on a ham sandwich.

-the only wedding I’ve ever watched on tv was between Uncle Elmer & Joyce on Saturday Night’s Main Event.

-we got the Mets this weekend…..let’s get bunted!

25 YEARS IN DA GAME!!!