3X Dopey!

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

3X Dopey!

The recent winning streak inspired me to do something I haven't done since 2 days ago (no not floss)…lay down some super hype rhymes….check it!!!

1-2, 1-2...turn my mic up…

louder, turn the mic up…1-2-3

I can’t hear anything…seriously…1-2...

sibilance…check…turn it up…whatever dawg…here we go…

Yo! they call me Bobby Frap, take no crap

been down with hip-hop before they called it rap

7 in a row; first time since the 80s

when shoulder pads and Aquanet graced all the ladies

Phils got the best record; Bunt’s the best blog

Diamond & DB; Daisy Duke & Boss Hog

Chooch at the plate; palms getting sweaty

givin suckas nightmares just like Freddy

J to the Riz-OLL; D to the Brown and

C Utley all went downtown and

Ryan Howard…my wife calls you Ron.

but Opie Cunningham never ‘went for lawn’

swept the Fish like we were Arthur Treacher

a day/night double header; ya know…a double feature!

Placido is an all star; Ibanez is not

closest he’ll get to Chase Field is the parking lot

and what’s better Shane…your glove or your bat?

cuz you’re a double threat…fans like it like that

Valdez’ is the 10th man, Martinez and Gload

Cholly’s our svengali in any zip code…zip what? zip code…say word, zip code!

 

(beatbox break)

now I got to break it down about our 4 aces

you know their names and you know their faces

Doc Halladay; Mr Cy Young

smoking batters; give ‘em black lung!

Cliff Lee; some call ya Phifer

back in Illadelph; word to his wifer!

Roy Oswalt is Loc’ed After Dark

cuz he has the best record at CB Park

Cole Hamels’ is on full throttle, but

he looks like a judge from Next Top Model

and ‘Mad Dog’ Madson put ‘cha on a gurney!

even though DB hates you coming out to Journey

John Kruk said the Braves got what it takes!

but my man’s co drunk on Tastykakes

and the Mets…forget it!; the ‘Nats…please

Phightans go thru the East like a social disease

these are laws bro; these aren’t theories

to the playoffs and the World f’in Series

back on the road where West’ll get fronted!

the bats are back, so lets get ‘bunted…’bunted…’bunted…’bunted…

(scratch break)

Shout out to the Wrizzy co’ getting bizzy!

to my man DB29...stylin like Calvin Klein

and Diamond Girl…with all the curls!

and to my man Bill…get a prenup bro…and I’m out!!!

(fade out beat)

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