Jose is my Holmesboy!

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Jose is my Holmesboy!

-I could go longer with Megan Fox than Worley can in a major league game.

-I heard Valdez made a batch of crab fries between the 16 & 17th inning.

-Halladay, Hamels, Oswalt, Lee & the Unknown Pitcher…respectively. 

-I’m diggin the comeback wins!

-how ‘bout a slow clap for Polanco!

-glad I had the clairvoyance of adding D*Brown to my fantasy team!

-if you like Jose Tabata…and getting caught in the rain!

-once Shane gets off the DL, Voltron will be complete!  

-Phils got spanked in DC like the taxpayers!

-headz hatin’ on Martinez like Vanilla Ice circa ‘92.

-Nix gave the nix to D*Brizicks!

-like the Wriz said and I concur…when the Phils come to town that’s your team’s 

 World Series!!!

-Illadelph needs to disown Will Smith!

-Jose Feliciano will be in a Phils uni before Jose Reyes will.

-Halladay needs to teach Oswalt & Lee how to get pissed off!!!

-the rules of “getting ‘bunted” is similar to Fight Club rules…don’t ask bro!

-I’m glad they added the white fronts to the S&S hats!

-Andrew McCutchen looks like Arabian Prince!

-I can’t believe ABC cancelled V.

-yo Gload!  do something ‘mang!

-somebody compare Bautista’s hat size to last year’s dome piece.

-Rupert Holmes was DB29’s porn name in the 80s, but he only did the ‘soft stuff’ (no pun intended).

-do yourself a favor and get a ‘Bunts tshirt….guaranteed fresh!

-I’m a team player yo, but Utley doesn’t deserve any All Star votes (sorry DG)…

-looks like I picked a bad week to stop blogging.

-Stutes’ wig is ridankulous….copywright that noise!!!

-keep Kendrick on a short leash…a choke chain if you will.

-Ice Cube doing Coors Light commercials is like Bill Cosby peddling St. Ides.

-BREAKING NEWS:  The Phanatic’s on the DL…he’ll be rehabbing in Lehigh (at the Crayola Factory).

-the Presidents Race is mad corny!

-I need one more Jose reference before I wrap this ish up…wait, I think I just did.

-Big Daddy Shane’s back….let’s get ‘bunted!