Hoodwink’d by cj hood
I Wish I Was An Oscar Anthony Weiner!
-I don’t know what was worse this week, Bucs taking 2 out of 3 or the Wriz doubting my allegiance to the ‘Bunts.
-Sara Palin needs to get a copy of Licensed to Ill and check out Paul Revere.
-how bout my wife telling me the ‘Bunts shirts didn’t fit my boys, but when I tried them on them they fit fine….something about ‘smoking the competition’ not being appropriate for 1st graders.
-Pirates celebrated the first game win like it was the f’in World Series!
-just contacted my lawyer regarding Anthony Weiner stealing my torso shots to use in his little sexcapade!!!
-RISP stands for Runner Isn’t Seeing Plate.
-I’d pinch hit Hamels or Lee before I would one of the utility guys.
-Congrats to Andrew Amaro for being drafted by the Phils and big ups to George “Costanza” Amaro for being hired as the Phils’ Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO DA ‘BUNTS!
-sending Mayberry down over Martinez is like trading in a Corvette for a Chevette.
-De La Rosa convinced all the Phils fans who were on the fence just how weak our bats are right now!
-Bob Frapples is to CJ Hood as Shock G is to Humpty Hump.
-Cliff Lee got his groove back like Stella!
-anyone find it funny how Howard peddles Subway Cheesesteaks.
-I was just telling my daughter that J-Roll shouldn’t be batting lead off when he’s been out hurt with...3 RUN HOMERUN!!!!!!! (never mind hun)
-Damn rain!
-Hamels is the best pitcher in MLB right now…come at me!
MC HAMMER DIDN’T SELL OUT THIS HARD!
-if Rep. Weiner put his dillz on the internets, I hate to see what Rep. Aznyoface is going to do.
-Pirate Parrot has bird flu.
-don’t forget to cast your All Star vote!
-Plaxico knows whats up!
-Wednesday’s giveaway was 'free AC' courtesy of the Dodgers offense.
-am I the only ‘bunter who has yet to go to CBP this season?
-Prince Fielder’s buckin for a promotion!
-we got the Cubs for 4.….let’s get ‘bunted!!!
I told a guy at work before Hollywood's last start, Hamels' is your starting pitcher for the All Star game. Guy said I was a homer. Also, no self respecting Philadelphian would be caught dead eating that nasty Subway cheesesteak. STEVE'S PRINCE OF STEAKS BABY!!!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you wife, not acceptable for school. The Kingston Bloods may get the wrong idea. But I see no reason they can't wear them to family parties or church.
ReplyDeletesad part is there are Bloods in my 'hood. i sent out a MO yesterday Wriz...lace me with the xl. the shirts turned out sharp...now we need hats, bumper stickers & key chains!
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