Hoodwink’d by cj hood
SPRUNG!
It seems that Phillies
Bunts Inc has become a 2 man operation. While Netfather Bill and
myself are holding things down at the office, the
rest of Wu Bunts Clan is choreographing a Harlem
Shake routine for M&G III. Blog production
is decreasing slower than a Halladay fast ball. But, no worries,
H-Double is back at that azz like Preparation-H for another ep of Hoodwink’d!
Word life.
D*BOOGIE
GETTIN IT DONE!
A few things have changed with our Phightans
since we last spoke: D*Brown’s bat arrived, Ruff got Ruffed up
& the aforementioned Halladay has entered the Witness Protection Program and
now goes by ‘JC Romero.’ What the deuce? But personally, I’m kind
of pleased with this team because the bats are hot.
Brown, Howard, Utley & Young are producing hits likeMoTown while the rest
of the gang is getting things done as well. However, the team that once had no
worries on defense now seem to have more questions than answers. Since the
media is riding the Gnat’s jock harder than the Broad Street Line, our D better
find some answers ASAP! While Vanimal is now the new Twins #1 we’re left with
doubts about our #3 and a question mark at #5. But if you remember the recent
past, when we didn’t have worries on the hill,
we’d still end up losing by 1 or 2 runs. Hence, with the way we’ve
been hitting I’m not really worried about pitching as much as I
should. I’m worried more about the outfield than anything. RAJ
is rumored to be shopping for some outfield help, but I’m not sure
what kind of talent is available. Other than this, there’s very little to
report or comment on since Spring Training is just that…training.
Anywho, my prediction for the NL East for 2013
are as follows: Braves will win the division while our Phillies cop the Wild
Card! I think the Gnats will fall off in the 2nd half
like limbs on a leper. I’m more excited about this upcoming season than I have
been the past 2 years. Not excited, excited like DB29 at Golden
Corral on company dime…but amped none the less. I’ll be back this weekend with
my annual Night Before Opening Day opus…let’s get
‘Bunted!!!
How
about a few LOLZ to hold you over til Monday:
-I spilled coffee on my shirt this morning.
I’m a bigger loser than the Miami Heat.
-There was so much smoke coming out of the Vatican chimney, I thought our new pope was Cheech
or Chong.
-Speaking
of the pope, now the Cardinals could focus on getting a quarterback.
-The problem with robbing a Chinese restaurant
is a half hour later you want to rob someplace
else.
-My
dog ate my kids Legos. The next day he pooped out an airplane.
-Tiger
Woods is back at being #1. At whoring.
-Last
week’s snow storm was so bad even the kids who are homeschooled got out early.
-Jewish
girls used to Passover me in high school, so did the Catholic girls.
-My college
bball bracket has more losers than a high school chess club.
-Only in America
Angelo.
-Let gay people get married,
instead we should ban gay divorce…that’ll teach ‘em.
*Catch me doing stand-up at Rockledge Fire Hall on April 13th. Ticket comes with free beer & wine. Contact infrequent blogger Jim Korhan via Facebook for ticket
Calling Worley a #1 is like saying Wheels hasa nice head of hair.
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