Hoodwink’d by cj
hood
Seller
dwellars
What’d you
sell ‘em, buy ‘em, sell ‘em? Thome’s gone…I guess we’re
sellers. I was excited to see Thome come back to Philly, but then
I was pissed cuz he was constantly whiffing (I’m a dick). But then
I remembered what a great person he is not only for the Phillies (hot bat in
June), but for baseball and I’m glad he’s getting another opportunity in
Baltimore.
However,
is the Thome move a sign of things to come at the end of the month?
For the CP Park/Cholly/NL East Champs era we’ve been big buyers #blanton
#lidge #lee #oswalt #leeagain #halladay and last season
#pence. But now what? That ‘it’s a long season’
bulldish is getting old…the window is closing slowly, but it is closing.
So do we continue to sell #victorino #pence #hamels? Is it
time to build for next season? Our farm is more baron than Mrs.
Sandusky thanks to the RAJ’s idea that ‘pitching wins games.’ Yet
in reality, it was a pretty good offense, that got us to 2 consecutive World
Series. This season is like a 3 Stooges short: if it’s not Moe
(starting pitching) screwing up it’s Larry stupidity (bullpen) or Curly’s
hijinks (lack o’ offense). Different actors/same script. We got 99
problems, but paydays aren’t one!
Desperate
times call for desperate measures, so off the top of the dome I would
say:
-demote
Mayberry
-teach
Pence to play 1B
-if you do
re-sign Victorino make sure it’s not for a bulldish J*Roll deal!
-demote
Kendrick
-trade
Hamels for a SOLID bat & a pitcher.
-trade
Blanton
-send Lee
to a psychiatrist
-PAY
Chooch!
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| Amaro and the farms best prospects |
I’m not a
GM, so I don’t know the in’s & out’s of the biz. But when I’m
at the gym and a guy starts bitching to me about the Phillies and I don’t even
have any Phils gear on you know it’s getting bad! No LOLz in this
ep…I can’t muster any up. Let’s get ‘bunted!!!
