Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Jose is my Holmesboy!
-I could go longer with Megan Fox than Worley can in a major league game.
-I heard Valdez made a batch of crab fries between the 16 & 17th inning.
-Halladay, Hamels, Oswalt, Lee & the Unknown Pitcher…respectively.
-I’m diggin the comeback wins!
-how ‘bout a slow clap for Polanco!
-glad I had the clairvoyance of adding D*Brown to my fantasy team!
-if you like Jose Tabata…and getting caught in the rain!
-once Shane gets off the DL, Voltron will be complete!
-Phils got spanked in DC like the taxpayers!
-headz hatin’ on Martinez like Vanilla Ice circa ‘92.
-Nix gave the nix to D*Brizicks!
-like the Wriz said and I concur…when the Phils come to town that’s your team’s
World Series!!!
-Illadelph needs to disown Will Smith!
-Jose Feliciano will be in a Phils uni before Jose Reyes will.
-Halladay needs to teach Oswalt & Lee how to get pissed off!!!
-the rules of “getting ‘bunted” is similar to Fight Club rules…don’t ask bro!
-I’m glad they added the white fronts to the S&S hats!
-Andrew McCutchen looks like Arabian Prince!
-I can’t believe ABC cancelled V.
-yo Gload! do something ‘mang!
-somebody compare Bautista’s hat size to last year’s dome piece.
-Rupert Holmes was DB29’s porn name in the 80s, but he only did the ‘soft stuff’ (no pun intended).
-do yourself a favor and get a ‘Bunts tshirt….guaranteed fresh!
-I’m a team player yo, but Utley doesn’t deserve any All Star votes (sorry DG)…
-looks like I picked a bad week to stop blogging.
-Stutes’ wig is ridankulous….copywright that noise!!!
-keep Kendrick on a short leash…a choke chain if you will.
-Ice Cube doing Coors Light commercials is like Bill Cosby peddling St. Ides.
-BREAKING NEWS: The Phanatic’s on the DL…he’ll be rehabbing in Lehigh (at the Crayola Factory).
-the Presidents Race is mad corny!
-I need one more Jose reference before I wrap this ish up…wait, I think I just did.
-Big Daddy Shane’s back….let’s get ‘bunted!
