Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Dear Hoody Part Deuce
A few weeks ago I asked the faithful Buntamaniacs to submit some mail and I’d try my best to respond to each and everyone. I received so many queries that I decided to split this piece into 3 parts…a trilogy if you will. See here for Part 1 cuz you won’t understand Part II unless you read Part 1 (ie Star Wars/Empire Strikes Back and not Caddy shack I & II). Enjoy.
Dear CJ:
Polanco’s batting average has taken a dip as of late. Do you think he still has a shot at making the All Star team?
Frank R.
Philly
Frank: Polanco’s still has a solid lead at the 3B spot for the NL. I’m glad it was his hand that got plugged 6/21 and not his bionic elbow. Regardless, despite the dip, I feel the fans will push him through and you’ll see him in AZ come July.
-h
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Yo Hoodlum:
I’m very tense and need to relax. How do you personally unwind?
gracias,
Ozzie G.
Chi-town
Blizzard of Oz:
I’ve seen your handy work and I concur that you‘ve ‘done gone crazy.’ Here’s an easy 3 step process that may help you from going AWOL!
a. jim beam
b. self pleasure
c. repeat
-hood
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CJ:
Where the hell have I been?
J. Blanton
Fat Joe:
I’ve been wondering the same thing myself. They don’t mention you or even show you in the dugout. You should start wearing that old XFL jersey “HEHATEME.”
-cj
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Hi Hood:
What’s grosser in your opinion: passing around a turkey leg in “King’s Court”, the Card’s bullpen or being inside Kornhole’s alley?
R. Smith
Cherry Hill, NJ
R:
I’d have to say the turkey leg. You’d think the people of Seattle with their Starbucks & fancy raincoats would have enough sense not to pass around Hepatitis via a bird’s leg. Besides, that 43min 8th inning was just a fluke and Kornhole’s alley has wall-to-wall shag carpeting and serves those black corn chips and red pepper hummus…I love that ish!
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Hoodwink’d:
I need to get something off my chest and since not a lot of people read this blog I thought this would be the perfect place. You in?
Orenthal James S.
Up In The Mountains
Orenthal:
spit it son!
-cj
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Mr. Hood,
I sent Diamond Girl a lock of my back hair…do you know if she got it?
@chriswheeler on Twitter
wheels:
that’s gross bro!
cj
Self plug: If any Bunters are from the Allentown area I’ll be doing standup at the Wisecrackers inside of the Ramada on Sat; June 25 @ 9pm. Also, starting Sun; June 26th (and every other Sunday) I’ll be co-hosting an internet radio show from 8pm-10pm @ http://drockradio.com/ …let’s get ‘bunted!!!
