Tear Jerk
After last week's Bunts' Made for TV Movies ('Tickets for a Friend', 'HK Memories' & 'Struggles of the Female Fan'), I decided it was time for Hoodwink'd to tug at your heart strings. So, grab some tissues kids.....it's sap time. (cue the Kenny G muzak)
MY MAN DOESN’T OWN NOR WORK AT A CASINO.
-Hamels' couldn't clock the W for Kruk.
-Halladay should not be pitching complete games this far into the season whether we’re winning or losing.
-I was diagnosed with asthma at age 12.
-We would have beaten the Diamondbacks in game 1 if Martinez fielded that ball cleanly.
-I wrote a letter to Samantha Fox asking her to my 8th Grade Dance....she never wrote back.
-I had appendicitis in 5th grade.
-Andy Reid's pants size is Tent.
-I'm not as handsome in real life as some might think I am.
-Polanco's on the DL.
-Hamels has shoulder strain.
-Playgirl turned down DB29.
-Bill’s alimony > America's debt to China
-In 7th grade I fell off my bike and dislocated my knee cap.
-My goldfish died.
-Rain ruined the chances of winning the series against the 'Nats.
ASK DEBBIE GIBSON CHUBBY!
-my wife doesn't let me go out drinking with my friends every night.
-I was at CBP only once this season.
-Paul Lynde is no longer the center square.
-2 other guys are wearing Peter & Aces' makeup.
-JRoll might not get re-signed.
-Kornhole got his own TV show, then he didn't, and then he did, but then he didn't.
-Chooch got hit in the nizzy nutz!
-I can't fly.
-Wheels.
-I’ve never been to an Eagles game.
-Shane Victorino has back strain from caring the offense.
-I am not a millionaire.
-the Phils aren't undefeated.
-In 9th grade I went to see Andre the Giant for the first time but Bobby Heenan wrestled in his place.
-This is Raul Ibanez' last season in a Phils uni.
-Donna Martin almost didn't graduate high school.
-D*Brown was a bigger disappointment than New Coke.
-I’m too depressed to get ‘bunted…
THIS PUPPY CAN’T READ.
