Showing posts with label 500. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 500. Show all posts

Saturday, April 28, 2012

the Philly 500

Hoodwink’d by cj hood
the Philly 500

THIS YEAR’S CATCHPHRASE!

-currently watching Doc pitch a gem. #cubiczirconia
-if the Phils lose to the Cubs DB29 is fired from the Bunts!
-Wigginton is growing on me.
-We're not in last place anymore....for now!
-that West Coast stint was like a boner....long & hard
-this year’s team reminds me of something my wife often says to me...."who are you? it's like I don't even know you anymore."
-Happy BDay to the Philly Phanatic...love the Wriz!
-I'll take a 500 road trip with this MASH unit any day.
-ATTN: Hoodwink'd got the patent on the Phillies musical parodies...stop bitin!
-Jim Thome is tied with Dexy's Midnight Runners on number of hits.
-I've nicknamed our Little League pitching machine 'Contreras.'
-It's Sh*tty broke into Billboard's Top 100.
-the hat under the helmet look is boss! #pierre
-I watched the WB Mason commercials drunk and they're still stupid!
-Pay Hamels or trade him!!!

THEY SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

-Kirk Gibson looking at his binder like a 9th grade Geography student.
-I can't wait to play the 'Nats....is that wrong?
-I have a feeling the Wriz will be sleeping when I send this (9:20pm EST).
-and trade Utley to an AL team for a bat while you're at it!
-J*Roll where you at?!?
-I’m 99% done with this ep and still don’t have a title.
-Newt Gingrich is like the college freshman who keeps going back to the high school
dances.
-f’ it! bring up D*Brown!
-Fans of the Phils & this blog need to reread the Wriz' piece on Cholly's managing skills...or lack there of!
-Fletcher Cox sounds like an 80s porn star.
-B*Dawk’s a class act.
-Saw Netfather Bill had some sweet seats at Chase Field...the D*Backs really know how to treat their Senior Citizens.
-Mayberry should use a broom stick for the LOLZ.
-I think the Bunts should reimburse me the $13 I paid for the app to watch that allows me to watch games on my iphone.
-DMC retweeted It’s Sh*tty…no where to go from here.
-Meet & Greet in in one month........let’s get ‘bunted!!!