the Philly 500

Hoodwink’d by cj hood

the Philly 500

THIS YEAR’S CATCHPHRASE!

-currently watching Doc pitch a gem. #cubiczirconia

-if the Phils lose to the Cubs DB29 is fired from the Bunts!

-Wigginton is growing on me.

-We're not in last place anymore....for now!

-that West Coast stint was like a boner....long & hard

-this year’s team reminds me of something my wife often says to me...."who are you? it's like I don't even know you anymore."

-Happy BDay to the Philly Phanatic...love the Wriz!

-I'll take a 500 road trip with this MASH unit any day.

-ATTN: Hoodwink'd got the patent on the Phillies musical parodies...stop bitin!

-Jim Thome is tied with Dexy's Midnight Runners on number of hits.

-I've nicknamed our Little League pitching machine 'Contreras.'

-It's Sh*tty broke into Billboard's Top 100.

-the hat under the helmet look is boss! #pierre

-I watched the WB Mason commercials drunk and they're still stupid!

-Pay Hamels or trade him!!!

THEY SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

-Kirk Gibson looking at his binder like a 9th grade Geography student.

-I can't wait to play the 'Nats....is that wrong?

-I have a feeling the Wriz will be sleeping when I send this (9:20pm EST).

-and trade Utley to an AL team for a bat while you're at it!

-J*Roll where you at?!?

-I’m 99% done with this ep and still don’t have a title.

-Newt Gingrich is like the college freshman who keeps going back to the high school

dances.

-f’ it! bring up D*Brown!

-Fans of the Phils & this blog need to reread the Wriz' piece on Cholly's managing skills...or lack there of!

-Fletcher Cox sounds like an 80s porn star.

-B*Dawk’s a class act.

-Saw Netfather Bill had some sweet seats at Chase Field...the D*Backs really know how to treat their Senior Citizens.

-Mayberry should use a broom stick for the LOLZ.

-I think the Bunts should reimburse me the $13 I paid for the app to watch that allows me to watch games on my iphone.

-DMC retweeted It’s Sh*tty…no where to go from here.

-Meet & Greet in in one month........let’s get ‘bunted!!!