WILSON!!!

Hoodwink’d by cj hood

WILSON!!!

THE REAL WILSON HAS A BETTER GOATEE!

-3-3 pheeeeew….

-how’s that new baseball team working out for you Miami? #fcastro

-when I think of our bench I can’t get TLC’s “No Scrubs” out of my head.

-Wilson (Valdez duh) > Herndon

-I thought I friended the Real Housewives on FB til I realized it was just Wriz & DB29

bickering about their season tix.

-Who's on first? #notmayberry

-Francisco > Nix

-Herndon's like Cousin Oliver...when he shows up shit gets hectic.

-Pence was safe, but Pierre was out!

-yo We Should Be GMs….stop bitin my style!!!

-I disagree with Guillen’s views, but I did like the idea of a Cuban Cigar giveaway.

-go white boy! go white boy! go! #presley

-RIP Chief Jay Strongbow

-Who's on first? #notgalvis

-Santorum – 0; internet porn – 1

-who’s going to the 3Stooges movie this wknd?

-Lassie’s a better actor than Pence. #breadpeddler

-I hate when Guillen talks Spanish & Cholly talks bumpkin.

-I loved Papelbon’s Lidge impersonation last night…spot on!

-how ‘bout a slow clap for Doc?!?

DID I DO THAT? #HERNDON

-Ibanez > Pierre

-I want to make a joke about Thome’s at-bats, but I can’t.

-HK gone, but not forgotten.

-I liked Republicans sticking up for millionaires better when it went by its original name.

#stockholm syndrome

-11 hits....it could be done!

-black cats, Jason Vorhees, Braves #fridaythe13th

-Kim Jong Un couldn’t get his rocket up…it happens. #nottome

-Congrats to the Beastie Boys for getting inducted in the RnR HOF this weekend.

-every time Robin posts on FB, I’m doing a shot. #joshhamiltondrunk

-hey Ragu: you ever get Laverne & Shirley at the same time?

-Pat is retiring, but ‘the bat’ will be active until 2052.

-I’d rather see Sarge do the post game interviews.

-trade Hamels for a bat.

-anyone else catch the reference in the title of D*Girl’s blog besides myself?

-Rollins, Pence & Victorino #solid

-Can’t Chooch catch EVERY game?

-‘Howard’s wound is so deep you could stick your fingers in it’ #dramarojr

-I don’t have Flyers Fever just yet, but I do have a strange rash on my upper leg.

-email Karen@comedycabaret.com and tell her you want to see cj hood at the Comedy Cabaret.

-Mets are getting spanked this weekend….let’s get ‘bunted!!!