The Phils Awaken

Hoodwink’d   by cj hood

The Phils Awaken

 

 

 

CAN’T WAIT FOR CHOOCHBACCA

 

This December I get to relive my childhood when the new Star Wars movie drops.  The only thing I’ve read online more than Phillies tweets is Star Wars leaks.  Hence, I know when I enter the theater 8 months from now that it’s not going to be all about Luke, Han & Leia.  It only makes sense that the elder statesmen take a backseat to the new generation of Jedi.  This is the same approach my fellow ‘Buntamaniacs need to take with this 2015 Phillies team.  It’s not all about Chase, Howard & Chooch anymore.  It’s not even all about the rusty trombone.  Instead it’s all about Blanco, Hernandez & Herrera.  I tweeted (@PhilliesBunts) last week that I didn’t believe the Phillies would be the horror show that Vegas is predicting.  Winning breeds winning…we have our first winning record since May of last year.  With that being said, I hope that Wriz get’s this piece up before 1pm.  Let’s kick some old school Hoodwink’d in honor of back to back come-back wins shall we…

 

-We’re in 2nd place in the NL East.

-Ben’s gotta arm.

-At least Howard’s making contact.

-I’m in the process of getting ‘Harangutan’ patented. 

-Wriz Wednesdays:  Now written in invisible ink.

-I got winded watching Chase go from first to third.

-Jabba the Hutt > Carrie Fisher

-Weekend home games are the Schmidt!

-What up with the Bravos?

-Buchannan was a bigger let down than the Soprano’s Finale.

-I think Hamel’s let the ‘everybody wants me’ talk get to his pretty little ego.

-Sometimes Pap feels like a Phil; Sometimes he don’t.

-We should have kept Byrd.

-I bet Wriz in the Phillies 5K

-We could have and should have won the Sox series.

-Harrison Ford doesn’t know the meaning of DL.

-I asked DB29 to send me pics from Opening Day; he sent me 1 selfie.

-Fun Fact:  If Harang starred on Walking Dead he’d need zero makeup.

-I’d sooner ask Wriz for diet tips than fantasy baseball advice.

-Erik Whiticare is the Odubela Herrera of the ‘Bunts staff.

-J*Roll is my best fantasy player.

-Meet & Greet V is on June 28th!!! #whosgoing

-We’ll learn who this team is this week. 

-We’re tied for first in the Wild Card….let’s get ‘bunted!