How Sweep It Is!

Hoodwink’d                       by cj hood

How Sweep It Is!

 

 

 

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ‘REMOVE ASCHE & REPLACE WITH FRANCO’

 

Oh snap!  Don’t look now, but someone rang the CB Park’s doorbell and left a Swiffer Sweeper

right next to the Mike Schmidt statue.  My goal here is to pen this piece, email it to the Wriz and get it on da blog spot before this glorious win streak ends!  Our legion of Buntamaniacs didn’t think O’Sullivan could deliver a win, but low & behold you ‘doubting Thomaseses’ he did!  A 5 game win streak including a sweep of the D*Backs!  Granted the two Pirate wins were our faux Aces vs their duds and the D*Backs play like d*bags, but irregardless (not a real word) we got it diz-one!!!  Now off to Colorado where the mountains are high and so are their residents.  Will the streak hit 6?  Will there be another sweep?  Or will Ryan ‘Lloyd’ Braun get higher than Snoop Dog at a Denver Pot Café?  Time will tell, but with Galvis’ hot bat and Franco ‘Everything But’ American on our side…the sky is the limit.  (Assuming the sky is like my man cave ceiling #6fttall).  But next week, when T*Mac announces the Phillies Star of the Week, he won’t be doing it with tongue planted firmly in cheek.  This week was real, almost parade worthy.  For a team still sitting in last place we need to appreciate the small stuff, so let’s celebrate good times…come on….

 

YOU KNEW THIS PIC WAS COMING.

-Why do they call Francoeur ‘Frenchy?’

-I hope they gave Cody Asche one of those whiffle ball bats before he left.

-They were about to rename this team Amtrak prior to this win-streak.
-The thrill is forever gone.

-Why did I just here about the Schmitter?

-I went to Weather Day just for Sheena Parveen!

-DB29 is 5 pounds away from never having to tuck a shirt in again.

-Chase is still the man!

-How ‘bout my man Howard!!!

-Remember Wriz Wednesdays. #flashbackmonday

-Did Rioter win the Preakness?

-The Marlins will collapse in T-Minus 3, 2, ……

-The ‘Dad-bod’ is now in! Where was this 20 years ago?

-Congrats Pap!

-Don’t throw the ball to someone unless they’re looking.  #LittleLeague101

-The Kardashians have more ‘Daddy issues’ than the Skywalkers.

-My Phillies Mt. Rushmore:  Schmidt, Carlton, Chase, Pete Rose. #comeatmebro

-Remember Netfather Bill.  #throwbackmonday

-Wonder if the Poop Bandit has a Bunts tshirt?

-My son got up at 6:30am on a Saturday to do homework.  Waiting on paternity test.
-Meet & Greet V is one month away….let’s get ‘Bunted!!!