
NO NEED TO BE SCARED THIS SEASON!
‘Twas the
night before Opening Day, when all through the park
Not a
creature was stirring, not even a lark;
The bats
were all hung by the helmets with care,
In hopes
that the Phillies soon would be there;
The fans
were nestled all snug in their beds,
While
visions of a parade danced in their heads;
Mom in her
Hoskins jersey, and I in my cap,
Had just
settled down for a long Spring nap,
When out on
the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang
from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to
Citizen’s Bank I flew like a flash,
Tore up 476
and almost near crashed.
Phillies
Bunts staff was blogging cuz yo! that’s our biz
With Joe S.
and Hood and CEO Wriz
Joe
reporting on Facebook, Wriz is on twitter
We put
Phillies Nation right in the toilet
When, my
wondering eyes saw the mound and the bases
With our
young core, plus some new faces
Gabe Kap’s our
new skipper he’s tan and all shredded
And we
picked up an ace in one Jake Arrieta
More rapid
than the Eagles his courses they came,
And he
whistled, and shouted and, called them by name,
“Now, Nola!
Now, Eickhoff! Nick Pivetta too!
On Vinnie
and Ben to round out the crew
From the
dugout! To the top of the wall!
They dashed
away! Dashed away! Dashed away all!
As dirt
kicked up before the wild hurricanes fly.
Now that
Scotty got paid, Quinn’s back at Lehigh
Kruky and
T*Mac were calling the game,
‘Boy we miss
Harry’; Oh! What a shame,
Franco is
back, for now anyway
We open this
season away at the Braves
As I drew in
my head, and was turning around,
Aaron was
set and took to the mound.
He was
dressed in a throwback, from his head to his foot,
And the
strength of his arm could throw a shot put;
The Mets
overrated; the ‘Gnats playoff is slop;
The Marlins
are played out like the Braves tomahawk.
Three up and
three down as Jorge made calls!
Two
strike-outs, a pop-out, and only one ball!
Carlos is
here to offer Rhys some protection
Gabe’s got
coconut oil to grease his sore shoulder
Neshak
re-signed, the bullpen is stacked
Herrera,
Altherr and Williams are back!
The rebuild
is over, no longer in trouble
The 2nd
Wild Card? We’re right on the bubble
We’re young
and we’re talented and don’t forget Bold,
The phuture
is now cuz we’re no longer old
Hungry dogs
run faster just ask Jason Kelce
We will be
ready once our pitchers get healthy
They laughed
at the Eagles, the Sixers & process
Now it’s our
turn to show them we’re bosses!
But tonight
we’re in first, like the rest of the teams
And all we
can do is have positive dreams
Can’t wait
til tomorrow; dress warm cuz it’s freezing,
“Good Luck
Philadelphia, and to the fans a great season.”
Nice bro. guess I gotta get off my ass now.
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