Miami Vice

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Miami Vice

 BUEHRLE & REYES ARE READY TO HIT SOUTH BEACH!

-Jerry Sandusky touched more balls than Joe Blanton last season.

-The Miami Marlins spend money like my wife.

-Bunts Meet & Greet Part Deuce in the works!

-I finally broke down and joined Twitter…@therealcjhood

-The new Marlins uniform features a cancer ribbon with Reyes written on it.

-Bernie Fine will get 5 years before J*Roll will.

-The Phils are taking on more washed up athletes than the WCW.

-hey RAJ…GET US A F’IN BAT!!!

-Diamond Girl renamed her Cabbage Patch Kid Benjamin Cooper.

-now Raul knows how Ace felt when Tommy Thayer put on the Spaceman makeup.

-Is Howard still laying on the ground?

-Buehrle would have been a nice pickup for Miami if it was 2009.

-Noogie was my boy back in the day!

-maybe we shouldn’t have won that last Braves series.

-Jose Reyes’ The Decision was aired on ESPN DEPORTES.

FORCE SOME OF YOUR GUYS TO CHANGE THEIR SWING!

-MLB told Wheels the winter meetings were in Dallas, Pa.

-LIKE our other FB pages:  Papelbon’s Posse & Ray Didinger for Eagle’s Head Coach

-the Marlins are the new ‘dream team’….good luck with all of that.

-order your Bunts tshirts now before DB29 snatches up all the XXXL’s.

-If we end up with Madson then the Papelbon deal was a waste of money.

-Tony LaRussa’s still pissed.

-You know Ozzie Guillen’s talkin sh*t on us in Spanish.

-In other NL East news, the Mets just picked up a case of balls…slightly used.

-Kim Kardashian’s wedding was longer than the Phils/Pujols talks.

-word is, Andy Reid recommended to Cholly hiring Juan Castillo as their pitching coach.

-congrats to the Beastie Boys for making the RNR Hall of Fame.

-hey Miami, Herman Cain will see more action next year than Reyes will.

-we’re in the same position as we’ve been the past 2 years unless we pick up a solid bat.

-Thanks Angels.

-BREAKING NEWS: Marlins signed LeBron James & Dwyane Wade.

-60 some days til pitchers & catchers report…..let’s get ‘bunted!!!