World F’in CHAMPS *

Hoodwink’d by cj hood

World F’in CHAMPS (of the 1^st week of the 2^nd half of the season)!!!!!

If the MLB season was from July 13^th to the 20^th the Phillies would make the playoffs…thanks Bud Selig! Irregardless (not a real word), the Phillies had a good week…it would have been better if that walk-off in L.A. happened earlier in that series (or not at all). However, it was against the sucky Rockies and a dwindling Dodgers team. This weekend will be the real test against a red hot Giants at home (where the Phils aren’t at their best). So, let’s review the positives & negatives of week 1 of the 2nd half shall we:

Positives:

-Big Daddy Shane started to hit the ball.

-Cholly actually managed (the bull pen) and stopped the bleeding for a bit.

-They finally had a come from behind win.

Negatives:

-John Mayberry should have been demoted to Lehigh 2 days ago. Cholly should have benched him after that weak attempt at a catch.

-Papp is not earning his $50mill+ as of late. You had a 2 run lead bro!

-bullpen #blahblahblah

-weak bats contine #rollinsutleyhoward

Suggestion Box (for 2^nd Half):

-sign Cole ASAP

-pull a Fred Willard (with Mayberry): pull out & release.

-bring up D*Brown…why not?

-trade Lee & get Chase Headly.

-keep Kendrick in the bullpen (if possible).

-bat Chooch 4 & Howard 5

-reread my last blog (Dice tribute) cuz it was f’in hilarious!

-the Phils need to stop playing for Andrew Luck. #hesalreadytaken

I IMAGINE HIS RUG SMELLING LIKE FRENCH CHEESE. #OBLIGATORYWHEELSDISS

I’m off to see the new Batman movie. If anything happens to me DiamondGirl will pen Hoodwink’d from now on…let’s get ‘bunted!