B.o.O.T.Y. (Bunter of the Year) Shakin’

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

B.o.O.T.Y. (Bunter of the Year) Shakin’

Please forgive me if this edition of Hoodwink’d isn’t up to snuff, but I’m sitting at the computer in my tux waiting on the limo the Wriz sent me to receive my Bunter of the Year award.  When Wriz said it was going to be at one of Philly’s finest eateries I was thinking Osteria or maybe even Lacroix.  However, due to our budget cuts (thanks Corbett) I’ll have to settle for the Wawa on Walnut St. (Store #103 represent yo!).  Regardless, it’ll be a gala event filled with the ‘Bunts faithful eating all the beef jerky they could stuff down their pants while the cashier snorts bath salts in the mop closet.

I DOUBTED THE PHILS LORD JESUS!

-yeah I was worried…f’ u’z!

-Welcome back (offense)….your dreams were your ticket out!

-102 ya heard?!?

-remember when we used to have bullpen issues.

-I forgot to post this in March, but the Red Sox are the team to beat this season.

-the real Native Americans didn’t fall as hard as the Braves did.

-way to throw a game Yankees.

-Cholly in charge of our days and our nights!

-men throw punches not banana peels

-I hope Ibanez gets resigned as a DH

-the Bunter of the Year Award is actually 3 free Frosty coupons.

-Reyes pulled a Rupert Holmes….one hit and ghost!

-when Chipper Jones was a senior, Jesus was a freshman.

-if Vick was a Philly he’d be on the 160 day DL.

-that’s the way the cookie Kimbrels.

THE INTERNATIONAL SYMBOL FOR CHOKING.

-Phils will make the Cards fall quicker than Greg, Peter & Bobby.

-the Red Sox are like the 20 year old guys who hang out in the high school parking lot at 

 dismissal.

-Pence is the Pete Rose of this Phillies fans’ generation.

-Hoodwink’d should come with the Whitney laugh track.

-if not Rollins then who?

-the Bunter of the Year Award comes with a crown (royal) and a sash(a grey vid).

-I almost shatted my Aquaman Underoos when Herndon came out to close the show.

-De Fratus is French for “who the f’ is this kid?”

-how 'bout the Beasties getting nominated for the RNR HOF!

-Phillies/Rays WS or Phillies/Yanks WS or Phils/Rangers WS --> Choose your story line.

-Megan Fox makes me want to Pujols (that joke is GOLD)!

-FYI Pence:  Always take the points.

-Kornhole posted the Nude Stretchie Pants pic on his Facebook ten to many times.

-this NBA lockout is sure f’ing up my fantasy season.

-El Predicto:  Phils sweep the Cards…let’s get bunted!

YEAH…WE GET TO PLAY 3 MORE GAMES!!!