Risky Biz

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Risky Biz

 

8 IN A ROW….WTF?

 

Just put that best MLB record on the shelf 

I'm staring at the TV all by myself 

This week’s Phils ain 't got the same soul 

I like that time when we were on a roll

Don't talk to me about a hangover

I got the rabbit’s foot and 4 leaf clover 

In ten minutes I'll be dead on the floor

I liked it more when we were on a roll

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Still miss the time when we were on a roll

Nervous fans are being called assholes

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I reminisce about the days of old 

When the Phil didn’t lose 8 in a row

Don’t wanna hear they got swept by the Nats 

I'd rather hear they closed Geno’s and Pats

There's only one sure way to get me to go 

Start playing some offense yo!

Call me a worry wart, call me what you will 

Say I'm not a fan, say I need to talk to Dr. Phil

5X Champs don’t lose 8 in a row

I liked it more when we were on a roll

(Wheels solo dance in his tighty whiteys)

I’d rather bang without birth control

Then see Chase hit in the 3 hole 

I reminisce about the days of old 

When the Phightans were on a roll

I really needed some self control

As I watched the Nats chew us up like Skoal

Remember when the franchise record was our goal

When the Phils were on a roll (3x)

Still miss when they were on a roll.