Florida: The Bulldish State!

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Florida:  The Bulldish State!

 SMILE IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE!

-we (white people) won!

-Phils can’t seem to seal the deal.

-Yo Rauch!  You mad bro?

-Doc gets bigger props in Toronto than syrup.

-when Encarnacion hit that long ball the cock crowed 3X.

-Yo if Kemp falls over…he ain’t getting up.

-Should have kept Kendrick in!

-that black ump w/red mustache is terrible!

-Marlins series was filled with foul ups, bleeps & blunders as per usual.

-George Foster is the ugliest man to ever play MLB…come at me!

-Trade Baez for a bag of balls.

-Casey’s out looking for the real killers.

-those that think the Marlins deserve a new stadium also believe we’ll have to pay 

 for Facebook.

-guess who's dusting off the computer desk?

-Martinez must have naked pictures of RAJ.

- “Damn that white girl gotta way wit murder.” -OJ Simpson

YOU’RE SO UGLY YOU MAKE ONIONS CRY!

-Hey, look at that…Ibanez remembered to take his bat on this road trip!

-HUUUUGE event in Philly this weekend…I’m talking about the ‘Bunts Meet & Greet.

-Doc, Lee & Hamels got this!

-check Casey out on the “Porn & Celebrity Rehab 2011 Summer Tour!”

-Yo Buck!  You mad bro?

-trade Worley for a solid bat.

-DB loves Ryan Howard like Lynda Goodfriend loved Ron Howard.

-D*Brown can’t catch a break!

-every time T-Mac mentioned the word ‘birthday’ I did a shot…I was hammered by BP.

-I hope you voted for Shane.

-my wife finally wore her ‘Bunts shirt.

-I think Mayberry should stick around.

-I’ll watch more Fox News than I will the All Star game.

-Anyone catch Wheels bitchin’ about Ramirez?

-f’ the BoSox series…this weekend’s the real deal!

-Casey’s got 99 problems, but a kid ain’t one!

-I’m finally going to CBP on Sunday…..let’s get ‘bunted!!!

Yo ‘Buntamaniacs living in the Philly/NJ area:  Email Mike @ mdocproductions@aol.com and tell him to you want to see cj hood do stand-up at Currans in Palmyra.  Please be polite…he’s good peeps!  Thanks.