FMLOLEE

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

FMLOLEE

KING OF THE TOWN…YEAH I’VE BEEN THAT!

-51-31...’nuff said!

-You’re Welcome Yankees fans!

-UNBELEEVABLE maybe played out, but it doesn’t make it untrue!

-I never really put much faith in stats til the Ibanez-Lackey relationship.

-I could watch Adrian Gonzalez wince after missing Chase’s hit all f’in day.

-BoSox got their asses kicked all over the Keystone State!

-A’s wore the throwback uni’s & were giving away retro-needles in the parking lot.

-Oswalt’s season ended when that tornado hit…sad, but true!

-1 o’clock game and I have a dentist appt at 1:30.…FML!

-Cliff Lee is more beloved in Philly than the cheesesteak and drive-bys.

-NBA lockout? who cares Dave…

-LOL @ the guy or girl who responded to Diamond Girl’s tweet as Wheels.

-When is my wife going to wear her Bunts shirt in public?

-tv in dentist office doesn’t have cable…WTF?

-it was nice to see Michael Jack in the booth.

-D*Brown Redemption:  Get busy running or get busy hitting!

I BATHE IN OIL!

-I’m finally making it to CBP on July 10th…looking forward to a ‘Bunts meet & greet.

-NKOTB had more hits than the BoSox this week!

-Hamel’s is hurt?!!?  FMLAFBTATP (F*ck My Life And My Fantasy Baseball Team  

 And The Phils)

-Stutes & Bastardo got this!

-Fat Joe is like your ‘Aunt Frank’ that no one wants to talk about.

-WB Mason ads straight up suck!

-Dodgers organization is more screwed up than the (Casey) Anthonys!

-give Worley the starting job and go for the bat! (wrote this pre-Hamels injury)

-Chooch and (obviously) Polanco deserve the All Star nod.

-I love Phils injuries like Gov. Corbett loves education.

-Cherry Hill Nissan….your friendly Nissan giant!

-apparently something big happened with the Flyers and somebody’s crying like a b*tch!

-I was feeling bad about my moobs until I gotta look at Tom McCarthy’s set.

-debating whether to wear my ‘Bunts swag or my Chooch shirt on the 10th.

-Hamels to Herndon is like going to bed with Megan Fox and waking up with Meg 

 Griffin.

-we got the best record in baseball….let’s get ‘bunted!!!

SOMEBODY SAY “SEX?!?”