Meet, Greet & Repeat!

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Meet, Greet & Repeat!

I’m sure my fellow Buntamaniacs are sick of hearing about the 1st Annual ‘Bunts Meet & Greet at CBP last Sunday…but f’ it, one more review won‘t kill ya!  The media blitz surrounding this event could only be compared to Tiffany’s Mall Tour circa ‘86.  Below are some of the highlights…

 

Top 25 Things Overheard at the 1st Annual Phillies Bunts Meet & Greet:

25.  “Are you going to eat that?”  -Wheels

24.  “Can I have a beer?”  -Hood

23.  “So we start grinding and shit…”  -J. Wilt

22.  “Yeah, I’m not doing anything Tuesday night.”  -D. Jeter

21.  “What’s Phillies Bunts?”  -old lady fan in Holiday Inn parking lot

20.  “I think you gave Doug Diamond Girls shirt by accident.” -Hood 

19.  “I don’t read that sh*t!” -Phils fan w/cheesy mustache

18.  “Personally, I think you funnier.” -DB29

17.  “Hold me up for a keg stand.”  -Sarge

16.  “I think I’m going to start playing today.”  -M. Martinez

3 The Hard Way

15.  “I’ll take the Phils & the over.”  -D. Lowe

14.  “Wheels just double dipped.”  -Wriz

13.  “I’ll take another one…”  -Hood

12.  “I tell the pretty ones I’m divorced and the ugly ones I’m separated.” -J. Wilt

11.  “Money’s overrated.” -C. Lopez (google it)

w/my buddy Nick

10.  “You’ll have 35 more Facebook fans by tonight!”  -old lady fan

9.   “Tickets!!!”  -scalper who looked like Junkyard Dog

8.  “There’s too many kids at this Meet & Greet.”  -C. Anthony

7.  “You’re not drinking are you?”  -Mrs. Hood (via text)

6.  “You think Wriz would sign my t*ts?”  -T*Mac

5.  “Money’s overrated.” -M. Attanasio (google it)

4.  “Those beers are going, going, going, going, going GONE…WOW!” -C. Berman

3.  “You know Pistachio Girl?”  -Wriz

2.  “Just one more and I gotta go.”  -Hood

1.  “What does Diamond Girl smell like?”  -Wheels

-We're gonna have home field advantage in the Fall.....let's get 'bunted!!!