Hoodwink’d by cj hood
Stop da bitchin’
F' THE BRAVES!!!
Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad
Baby we can play all night
Some think it ain't gettin us nowhere
we play the best we possibly can
There's nothing left inside of here
And maybe you can cry all week
But that'll never bring us a freakin’ sweep
Injuries are really piling up; need bubble wrap
Wish you wouldn't make me listen to your crap
Polanco’s back; Victorino’s thumb
Fat Joe’s gunt & Oswalt’s back
I'm tired of your words; you just sound dumb
But you've been cold to us so long
What kind of fan are you with all these tears
And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
You'll never find a sweep up at Citi Field
You might see a sweep once we’re healed
I know you're looking for a broom from the Phightin’ Phils
But there ain't no Swiffer Sweeper hiding at the bottom
of a Cracker Jack box
I can't lie, I can't tell you that we’ll ever sweep again
No matter how they try
They'll never be able to give you something
Something ’til we sign Beltran
There's only one team that I will ever love
That started so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get them out of my heart
stop bitchin ‘bout them not sweepin’ bro!
I remember how Doc left us on that hazy night
How he bent over and couldn’t catch his breath
And though I pleaded and I begged not to put Herndon in
Cholly called for the right-hander anyway
And he kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
They kept on telling me
I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Baby you can bitch all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
© Phillies Bunts Records 2011
-we’re the first MLB team to reach 60 wins….let’s get ‘bunted!!!
Great tune & great piece! 2 outta 3 all year translates into 108 wins.2 outta 3 ain't bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat Doug said ^^^^^ ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd we're at 62 wins bizatch.
Bill S aka/netfather