Friday, July 22, 2011

Stop da bitchin’

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood
Stop da bitchin’

F' THE BRAVES!!!


Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

Baby we can play all night 
Some think it ain't gettin us nowhere 
we play the best we possibly can 
There's nothing left inside of here 

And maybe you can cry all week 
But that'll never bring us a freakin’ sweep 
Injuries are really piling up; need bubble wrap 
Wish you wouldn't make me listen to your crap

Polanco’s back; Victorino’s thumb 
Fat Joe’s gunt & Oswalt’s back 
I'm tired of your words; you just sound dumb
But you've been cold to us so long 
What kind of fan are you with all these tears
And all I can do is keep on telling you 

I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good 
Now don't be sad 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 
Now don't be sad 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 

You'll never find a sweep up at Citi Field 
You might see a sweep once we’re healed
I know you're looking for a broom from the Phightin’ Phils
But there ain't no Swiffer Sweeper hiding at the bottom 
of a Cracker Jack box 

I can't lie, I can't tell you that we’ll ever sweep again
No matter how they try 
They'll never be able to give you something 
Something ’til we sign Beltran 

There's only one team that I will ever love 
That started so many years ago 
And though I know I'll never get them out of my heart 
stop bitchin ‘bout them not sweepin’ bro!

I remember how Doc left us on that hazy night 
How he bent over and couldn’t catch his breath 
And though I pleaded and I begged not to put Herndon in
Cholly called for the right-hander anyway 

And he kept on telling me 
She kept on telling me 
They kept on telling me 

I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good 
Now don't be sad 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 

I want to win, I need the win
But winning the series is just as good 
Now don't be sad 
'Cause two out of three ain't bad 

Baby you can bitch all night 
But that ain't getting us nowhere 

© Phillies Bunts Records 2011

-we’re the first MLB team to reach 60 wins….let’s get ‘bunted!!!

2 comments:

  1. Great tune & great piece! 2 outta 3 all year translates into 108 wins.2 outta 3 ain't bad.

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  2. What Doug said ^^^^^ ;)

    And we're at 62 wins bizatch.

    Bill S aka/netfather

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