Natural Disasters

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Natural Disasters

FAT BOYS ARE BACK!

-Here Comes The Rain Again…falling on the field better get the tarp.

-I think Cole would go on the DL with a hang nail, so I’m not sweatin his stint.

-Diamondwacks are more overrated than flash mobs!

-Republicans are already blaming Obama for the earthquake.

-3 ways I'll know when it's October: Leaves changing colors, Phils winning WS, Kim Kardashian filing for divorce.

-take the rain out of the ‘Nats series & the Phils sweep.

-thanks for everything Raul…you’re a class act.

-Bastardo blew it…things happen.

-what is the chance that Wheels is dressed like the Gorton's fisherman for the day/night doubleheader?

-is Howard hurt?  what did I miss?

-Philly shook; while New York quivered.

-In Madson We Trust.

JAPAN’S LAUGHING AT US!

-thanks for ‘08 Lidge…don’t let the door hit ‘cha on your way out!

-can we trade Gload for a bag of Quick Dry.

-and starting at left field Jooooooooohn Maaaaaaaayberry!!!!!

-Here I Am! Rock You Like A Hurricane!

-hold on to Ben Francisco as a PH.

-Valdez bka Senor Clutch

-I just upgraded my Howard with a Mayberry.

-and we we‘re Shakin (oh oh oh oh oh).

-Lidge & Stutes are starring in a new crime drama called “Sunrise & Sunset”

-the punchline above is…they’re both so f’in predictable!

-Victorino is Hawaiian for MVP!!!

-my father’s a retired teacher who has a FB fanpage w/more ‘Likes’ than the Bunts page.

COME ON IRENE...OR I SWEAR...

-I like the Citizen’s Bank commercials w/the dead presidents.

-f’ the Braves!

-Thome’s hat size never increased.

-Arod was drinking O’Douls (at the Casino near my crib during his rehab) like a fancy boy.

-Ho, Ho, Ho Dead Giants!

-last weekend CBP had a Maddox’s Rib Fest, while this weekend they're having a Fish Fry.

-the picture of the one lawn chair on the ground was never funny.

-Polanco’s not skipping a beat.

-J*Roll’s not making a case for a new contract.

-Worley & Schneider are Philly’s own Starsky & Hutch.

-Remember...the Phightans roll like mail carriers:  Neither by snow nor rain nor heat nor darkness from accomplishing their appointed course with all speed.

-I’m going to see Lee pitch Saturday night….let’s get ‘bunted!!!