Sing a Song of Hunter Pence

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Sing a Song of Hunter Pence

LIL ROY, LIL ROY, LET ME IN!

-I went to see Lil Roy pitch in Scranton on Monday…I’ve included some pics.

-Phils haven’t lost since acquiring Pence!

-This weekend’s the test.

-I think Mayberry’s our future left fielder.

-Big ups to the Wriz & DB29 for their sympathy comment each week.

-Howard should buy Pence a car for the pitches he’s getting now.

-Does Rubes work for the Eagles too?

-It’s going to be a World Series/Superbowl year in Philly…you heard it here first!

-my grand pappy retired and moved to Pence-acola.

-Utley’s nickname should be “Son of Charlie Hustle”

WILL HE BE OUR LF NEXT SEASON?

-Phils celebrated Shark Week by attacking Pirates.

-Love Rubes & his trades, but you ever get the feeling that the Phils are America & the Astros are China?

-I caught a foul ball at the Pigs game that Oswalt pitched.

-I’ll wrap you with my cane you Pence-’ll neck geek!

-I haven’t been this excited over a Phils season since that 18-wheeler filled w/porn overturned on my street.

-RIP HighTower.

-Pence-Sylvania Polka!

-I wore my Bunts shirt to the Pigs game, stood on their dugout & played a game, but still no new ‘fans.’

-get Wriz drunk and ask him for the ‘cob on the stick.’

-why don’t my kids ever use the bathroom at the public pool?

FREE PUBLICITY!

-why on Stub Hub are standing room tix for Phils around $30, but for Eagles they’re over a $100?

-I got my Pence-il…give me something to write on man!

-there’s a Facebook page called “Shut Up Wheels”

-congrats to Lidge on his 100th save in a Phils uni!

-Costanza’s working on the Pence-ski file!

-bye bye Braves!

-Why couldn’t it have been Proctor?

-Arod’s all-in with a 2,7.

-the Rockies haven’t looked this sissified since John Denver sang about them.

-we’re winning the Giants series this wknd….let’s get ‘bunted!

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