Super Phans!

Hoodwink’d    by cj hood

Super Phans!

OVERRATED!

-Don't call it a comeback...

-Minifootball coaches should show their players Whiteside's tackle so kids know what not to do.

-LOL @ Lil Giants

-Phils terrorized the West Coast like the Beiber haircut.

-and after the 16th win.....they rested.

->You know you grew up a SF Giants fan if...you brought mace to games instead of a mitt.

-I noticed that fairweather fan Mary Hart wasn't at any of the Dodgers games.

-Is it true CBP ordered an extra crate of hotdogs for Kruk's return?

-Whiteside looks like Harpo Marx.

-Phils can’t be stopped like the Ghetto Boys!

I COULDN’T TACKLE A BOLOGNA SANDWICH!

-Class - apologizing for hitting a player with a bat.

-Wriz’ article was touching like a Hallmark card, but it didn’t cost $4.99.

-Doc, Lee & Hamels can handle the Giants in the post season....beliee dat!

-I know I've already said this, but WB Mason ads are terrible.

-Sure we lost Werth, but we did get some com-PENCE-sation.

-West Coast baseball = East Coast surfing

-E-A-G-L-E-S!!!

->You know you grew up a NY Mets fan if...you cover up your Mets shirt with a Phillies hoodie.

-its time to retire the AT&T 'flash mob' commercial.

-Ass - plugging a player on the back.

FREAK ACCIDENT!

-I don't think Lidge should make the playoff roster.

-the Pirates fell harder than the Dow Jones. 

-I thought Mattingly was going to have Larry King warm up in the pen.

-BREAKING NEWS:  Lifetime is turning Wriz’ article into a movie…Meredith Baxter 

 Birney is playing the Wriz.

->You know you grew up a ‘Nats fan if…you remember your old man saying “They’re paying Werth WHAT?”

-Is there anything better than Howard's pose after hitting a homerun?

-spent 3 hours cleaning my basement today…found my Cracked & Word Up mag collection.

-Don't bring Polanco back til the last week of Minor League play.

-Worley’s gonna be a’ight!

 ->You know you are a Phils fan if you know what it means to get ‘bunted!!!